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A grumpy Christmas song

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Santa was grumpy on Christmas Eve
His Elves had too many tricks up their sleeves
Somehow they ended up in a fight
Delivering Christmas presents all through the night

Ho ho
Ho ho ho
Bah humbug I hate all the snow

Santa’s feeling grumpy on Christmas day
He’s got a bad back after riding on his sleigh
You know he had a late night
Got stuck in a chimney on the Isle of Wight

Ho ho
Ho ho ho
Bah humbug I hate all the snow

Santa’s feeling grumpy on Boxing Day
All of his reindeer have run away
He ran out of hay so they told him where to go
They’re somewhere in Lapland enjoying the snow

Ho ho
Ho ho ho
Bah humbug I hate all the snow

Ho ho
Ho ho ho
Bah humbug I hate all the snow

Santa got drunk at the party last night
It was New Year’s Eve he was high as a kite
Now he’s hungover please get him a bucket
Roll on next Christmas he’s going to throw up in it

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from The Rejects of Lord Zarquon, released January 3, 2023
Composed by Ian Churchward one Christmas day several years ago. It was inspired after receiving a new mandolin as a Christmas present.

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The Legendary Ten Seconds Torquay, UK

The Legendary Ten Seconds started off as the solo music project of Ian Churchward during the time when he was the lead guitar player of The Morrisons who were featured on John Peel's radio one show back in 1987. In 2013 Lord Zarquon joined Ian's music project and since then the line up has gradually expanded and various guest musician's and vocalists have helped out in the recording studio. ... more

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