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The Acoustic Almanac

by The Legendary Ten Seconds

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Aboard the Billy Ruffian From France to Torbay With the prisoner Napoleon Such fame had come their way Aboard the Billy Ruffian From France to Torbay Her hull was made of English oak More than three thousand felled Named the Bellerophon And her keel was made of of elm Aboard the Billy Ruffian Arriving in Torbay With Napoleon Bonaparte And in England he hoped to stay Aboard the Billy Ruffian Arriving in Torbay Of battles she had many The bravest of the brave Part of the Royal Navy And England they would save Sightseers came from Exeter To gather in the bay To see Napoleon Get a glimpse of him that day Aboard the Northumberland Departing from Torbay With the prisoner Napoleon To exile he was on his way Aboard the Northumberland Departing from Torbay Goodbye to the Bellerophon And her claim to fame The crew stripped her of everything And a prison she became Goodbye to the Bellerophon And her claim to fame
2.
I write lots of songs about Richard the Third So everyone thinks that I'm a nerd Paula Revere and the Raiders are my favourite band It's something that my wife doesn't quite understand So I'll sing this song that I wrote about me Just like myself it's rather silly Of the things that I love and I hate Writing songs and another mistake Ian would like me to bake you a cake Now I know that I'm getting overweight So I'd better stop eating this chocolate cake Now which diet should I choose I hope there's one with lots of booze So I'll sing this song that I wrote about me Just like myself it's rather silly Of the things that I love and I hate Writing songs and another mistake Whatever happened to C and A One minute in there felt like a day My wife will tell you I get easily bored Unless it's football to find out who scored I hate being stuck in a traffic jam On the internet I hate lots of spam I'm not very keen on lots of tattoos And I hate shopping for clothes and shoes So I sing this song that I wrote about me Just like myself it's rather silly Of the things that I love and I hate Writing songs well I think that's great This song is daft for goodness sake
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Looking down from the top of the hill Out of breath waiting for you still Who kept watch here so long ago Dartmouth castle so far below A winding path to this Gallants Bower So peaceful now in this sunny hour The ruins and battles of the civil war Look back through time what was it for Dig up the past who won who lost That civil war such a terrible cost And no one remembers and no one ever will Know the name of the watcher on the hill
4.
Beyond Teigngrace to Ventiford The old canal may be restored The sad remains of industry Are still there for us to see Along the path the wild flowers I could walk for hours and hours And dream of days of a distant past Of many things that do not last Transporting granite and ball clay To Hackney Marsh throughout the day A once thriving industry The old remains for us to see Along the path the wild flowers I could walk for hours and hours And dream of days of a distant past Of many things that do not last Beyond Teigngrace to Ventiford The old canal may be restored The sad remains of industry James Templer's legacy
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Square rigged with a beakhead bow High castles fore and aft Carrying the Pilgrim fathers Steered by a whipstaff On board the Mayflower From Plymouth to set sail A cruel wind will surely blow Now come and hear this tale Christopher Jones the master captain Knew his ship so well The master mate was John Clark With him he would set sail On board the Mayflower From Plymouth to set sail A cruel wind will surely blow Into an Atlantic gale Mayflower Mayflower Mayflower Mayflower Mayflower Mayflower Mayflower Mayflower On board the Mayflower From Plymouth to set sail A cruel wind will surely blow Now come and hear this tale On board the Mayflower From Plymouth to set sail A cruel wind will surely blow Into an Atlantic gale Now come and hear this tale Now come and hear this tale Into an Atlantic gale
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Look at these coins which are so old Such fine detail I do behold They were dropped so long ago By whom they were lost we will never know My gold stater of the Dobunni tribe The thrill of finding it I can't describe Two thousand years lost in the ground Such a precious thing that I have found Look at these coins which are so old Such fine detail I do behold They were dropped so long ago By whom they were lost we will never know This Roman coin found on a farm A Faustina denarii has so much charm It was in Pershore in Worcestershire There in a field in the mud and mire I'm metal detecting tomorrow If it's a good one I'll let you know To find a hammered coin would be great Then a hammy dance to celebrate Another coin I can show to you Is dated sixteen eighty two It's the best one I've found so far this year The King's head on it is so very clear Look at these coins which are so old Such fine detail I do behold They were dropped so long ago By whom they were lost we will never know How they were lost we will never know
7.
Walking along down Woodville Road I saw Warwick Close In Lancaster Gardens a red rose Taken to York Close Percy Street who might you meet St Albans Way such a strange day Clarence Street who might we greet Back to St Albans Way Walking towards King Edward’s Court Can you see there’s York Close In the Garden a white rose Right there in York Close Percy Street who might you meet St Albans Way such a strange day Clarence Street who might we greet Then to St Albans Way Walking down Beaufort Road I saw Warwick Close In the garden a Tudor rose Right next to York Close Percy Street who might you meet St Albans Way such a strange day Clarence Street who might we greet Then to St Albans Way
8.
I'm sitting in this trench up to my ears in mud Dreaming of my sweetheart the one that I love If I survive and get out alive I'll thank God and I know I will cry I'm sitting in this trench up to my ears in mud Dreaming of my sweetheart the one that I love Dreaming of his sweetheart the one that he loves I’m standing at my work bench as tired as can be Dreaming of my sweetheart the boy who loves me If he survives and gets out alive I’ll thank the heavens and have a good cry I’m standing at my work bench as tired as can be Dreaming of my sweetheart the boy who loves me The generals haven't got a clue They put them through hell and hope they’ll pull through Out across no man's land not far away Jerry is praying that he'll last the day The shells are screaming the bullets they fly He's sitting in his trench and I don't know why I'm sitting in this trench up to my ears in mud Dreaming of my sweetheart the one that I love Dreaming of his sweetheart the one that he loves We're sitting in a trench up to our ears in mud Dreaming of our sweethearts the ones that we love Yes dreaming of our sweethearts the ones that we love Yes dreaming of their sweethearts the ones that they love
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Instrumental
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The Teign Valley I love it so Memories of this place I know Lovely countryside I’m feeling fine Nearby the dismantled railway line See the river sparkling water flows Beauty in the green meadows Through the seasons rain and sunshine I will linger for a long time The green hedgerows of hawthorn Enjoying the fresh early dawn This twisting narrow country lane I will walk along time and time again The Teign Valley I love it so Memories of this place I know Lovely countryside I’m feeling fine Nearby the dismantled railway line
11.
Once the wife of master Shore Now that marriage is no more The witty mistress of a king To him her beauty she could bring Public penance in the street No shoes worn on her feet For punishment the walk of shame Jane Shore was not her name Once the wife of master Shore Now that marriage is no more A concubine she became Lambert was her maiden name Her kirtle in an unkempt state So this would be her fate For punishment the walk of shame Jane Shore was not her name Once the wife of master Shore Now that marriage is no more The witty mistress of a king To him her beauty she could bring Public penance in the street No shoes worn on her feet For punishment the walk of shame Jane Shore was not her name
12.
For hire we are in this land And our hedge knight he does command Of archery a fine display Yes we will show throughout the day Yes we will show throughout the day The Medieval free company The Medieval free company The Medieval free company The Medieval free company Our camp site you may look around Such wondrous items to be found Hand crafted with all skill and care Our master scribe writes over there Our master scribe writes over there The Medieval free company The Medieval free company The Medieval free company The Medieval free company Divers, archers, men at arms For adventure left their farms See that lord he looks so handsome Will his family pay the ransom? Mercenaries one and all Wars of the Roses we recall Our landless knight he leads us well As daylight fades we bid farewell The Medieval free company The Medieval free company The Medieval free company The Medieval free company Mercenaries one and all Wars of the Roses we recall Our landless knight he leads us well As daylight fades we bid farewell
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Capel Celyn 03:23
The wind that ruffles these lonely waters Ruffled the hair of our sons and daughters Out of the school room along the stone alley To farms on the hillside and houses in the valley Patterns and rhythms of life handed on The lilt of our language a sharing of song Liverpool city teeming with life The sailor the docker the merchant his wife All of them must be decently quartered The masses of people provisioned and watered The narrow necked valley just over the border Perfect to dam up and fill up with water They wanted more water No permission was needed we wanted our homes But our needs went unheeded So they took all our houses they bulldozed the chapel Drove the sheep from the hill transported our cattle They gave us the notice to dig up our dead Compulsory purchase that’s what they said The house of our forefathers forfeit and we Dispersed and forgotten a lost community They wanted more water No permission was needed We wanted our homes But our needs went unheeded The wind that ruffles these lonely waters Ruffled the hair of our sons and daughters Out of the school room along the stone alley Capel Celyn in the Tryweryn valley

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Recorded by the following for Richard the Third Records

Phil Swann acoustic guitars, mandolin and bouzouki
Ian Churchward vocals, acoustic guitars, mandola, violin and percussion
Martyn Hillstead glockenspiel, drums and percussion
Tom Churchward drums, percussion, harmonica and melodeon
Sam Swann acoustic bass guitar
Ashley Dyer trumpet
Lis Durham violin
Guy Bolt vocals and drums
Bridgit England vocals
Pippa West vocals
Jules Jones vocals
Rowan Curle vocals
Elaine Churchward vocals
Bridgit England vocals

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released November 22, 2023

Artwork by Graham Moores.

All songs composed by Ian Churchward except The Teign Valley and the Old Bouzouki composed by Phil Swann and Ian Churchward, Sitting in a Trench composed by Ian Churchward and Pippa West, and Gallants Bower and Capel Celyn composed by Elaine and Ian Churchward.

Recorded in Torquay, Kingsteignton and Teignmouth.

Richard the Third Records catalogue number R15

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The Legendary Ten Seconds Torquay, UK

The Legendary Ten Seconds started off as the solo music project of Ian Churchward during the time when he was the lead guitar player of The Morrisons who were featured on John Peel's radio one show back in 1987. In 2013 Lord Zarquon joined Ian's music project and since then the line up has gradually expanded and various guest musician's and vocalists have helped out in the recording studio. ... more

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